Answers to the Question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

Answers to the question “Why aren’t you married?”

I actually think this is a flattering question (so much better than "Oh yeah, I can see why you're single") but here are some better answers than "Haha, I wish I knew!":

-Tom Hiddleston hasn’t met me yet

-I actually turn into a werewolf at the full moon- it usually scares people away

-I’m super nerdy, neurotic, and am always under the impression whoever I’m talking to just wants me to shut up so they can go away

-Rabies

-Well, I am married, but my husband is an involuntary time traveler and actually won’t be born for another thousand years

-Thor is a fictional character

-Well, running a criminal empire means I have weird work hours- I’m usually pretty busy at night which makes it hard to date

-Good question!  What do you think?

-I only marry Russian billionaires with one foot in the grave

-Cillian Murphy’s already married

-If I told you, I’d have to kill you

-The wedding dress I wanted was waaaaaaaay too expensive, so I just called the wedding off

-I’m waiting for space travel to become more common so I can spend my actual honeymoon on the moon